queenriver:

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

slutscumngo:
“ pumpkinmcqueen:
“ fieldbears:
“ hijinksensue:
“ brandonnbakerr:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ itsverybeautifulover-there:
“ sidizenkane:
“ Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films...
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slutscumngo:
“ pumpkinmcqueen:
“ fieldbears:
“ hijinksensue:
“ brandonnbakerr:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ itsverybeautifulover-there:
“ sidizenkane:
“ Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films...
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slutscumngo:
“ pumpkinmcqueen:
“ fieldbears:
“ hijinksensue:
“ brandonnbakerr:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ sidizenkane:
“ itsverybeautifulover-there:
“ sidizenkane:
“ Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films...
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slutscumngo:

pumpkinmcqueen:

fieldbears:

hijinksensue:

brandonnbakerr:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

itsverybeautifulover-there:

sidizenkane:

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

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….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

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Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

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Oh my god. DEXTER.

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THE ACTUAL NEWS

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I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
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breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
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breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
Zoom Info
breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
Zoom Info
breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
Zoom Info
breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
Zoom Info
breelandwalker:
“ girlswillbeboys11:
“ He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.
”
He gave support, he was patient, he was...
Zoom Info

breelandwalker:

girlswillbeboys11:

He is such an underrated character. He was a cinnamon role and just wanted to help the entire movie. No Hans bullshit, no pressuring her into a relationship, just love.

He gave support, he was patient, he was unconditionally kind, he accepted all the difficulties with child services and all the weird alien visitors with barely a blink. He dove into the ocean to rescue Stitch because Lilo was worried. And through it all, he proved that he was more than willing to do everything in his power to help these girls and make them smile, without any thought of a reward or being “owed” for his friendship.

Even his line at the end, when Nani thanks him for helping her find a job (”That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.”), is delivered with a certain amount of humor, and his behavior throughout the rest of the film shows that he would still accept it if she turned him down. Because more than just liking Nani, he RESPECTS her.

David Kawena is the ultimate Disney prince.